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Luke

  • “I had a meeting at the bank earlier, they like callers.”
  • “Yeah, I’m fine, I’m great. It’s a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.”
  • “God, that’s terrible. It’s like drinking a My Little Pony.”
  • “You gotta realize the only way out is in a body bag.”
  • “I’m having nightmares where I’m being chased by boxes with arms and they tackle me and throw clothes on top of me and secure it with masking tape and while I’m lying there, you’re standing in the corner laughing putting gel in your hair!”
  • “Lorelei, this thing we’re doing here, me, you. I just wanted you to know I’m in. I am all in.”

Babette

  • “Gnome kicking says a lot about a man’s character.”
  • “Oh God, I hope nothing’s happened to him. You get so attached to their little faces, sometimes you can hear them talk to you at night.”
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Logan

  • “It’s club soda, ace.”
    “You have to tell me why we’re committing a felony before we do it.”
  • “People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you haven’t lived.”

Michel

  • “People are particularly stupid today, I can’t talk to any more of them.”
  • “Excuse me. There is a phone call for you and if I’m to fetch you like a dog then I’d like a cookie and a raise.”
  • “Every day that you breathe, you make my life harder.”

Emily

  • “Well, if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen by itself you better go get it a cape.”
  • “You can use your mother’s old golf clubs. They’re upstairs, gathering dust, with the rest of her potential.”
  • “Then give me a boa and drive me to rino because I’m open for business!”

Richard

  • “Well, I’ll bring dick up on the internet and see what comes up.”
  • “Oh, people die, we pay. People crash a car, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.”
  • “Cranking Metallica. Is that some sort of drug reference, it’s not funny.”
  • “Really? You can see the driveway with your head way up in the air like that?” More Quotes